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 I started watching The Simpsons a few years ago and now I can definitely say that it's my favourite TV programme. Look around the page for all kinds of Simpsons stuff and tell me what you think of it.
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Songs

There've been many Songs on The Simpsons and here's the words to a couple of my favourites:

Scorpio
Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employee's health!
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest!
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He likes German beer!

See My Vest
(Sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast) 

You see some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest,see my vest,
Made from real gorrilla chest.
Feel this sweater,there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat,'twas my cat.
My evening wear a vampire bat.
Thes white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino!
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest!
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest,see my vest,see my vest.
Like my loafers,
Former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffers,
But a greyhound for tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare those dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh ,please, won't you see my vesssst!
© Mullet 2001